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Head Hog of the Trough

Fred called a church and asked to speak to the Head Hog of the Trough.

Secretary: How rude! I’ll have you know we would NEVER EVER refer to our pastor as a hog.

Fred: Okay, then just take a message. Tell him I’ve come into a bit of money so I was calling to give your church $10,000.

Secretary: Well hold the phone, dearie! I think I see that big fat pig coming down the hall right now.

From; Clean Christian Jokes