The Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me
coming out of church one day,
and the preacher was standing at the door
as he always is to shake hands.

He grabbed my friend by the hand
and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him;
“You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

My friend replied;
“I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor questioned;
“How come I don’t see you
except at Christmas and Easter?”

He whispered back;
“I’m in the secret service.”

LOL!!!
From; Clean Christian Joke