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After suffering a heart attach and having quadruple bypass surgery, a man woke up to find himself in a Catholic hospital with nuns taking care of him. As they nursed him back to health, one of the nuns asked him if he had health insurance.

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“No,” he replied, “No health insurance.”

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“Do you have any money in the bank?” asked the nun.

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“No. No money in the bank.”

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The nun asked, “Do you have any relatives you could ask for help?”

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The man replied, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

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At this the nun because irritated. “Nuns are not spinsters. Nuns are married to God!”

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“OK, then,” said the man. “Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

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From: ‘Clean Christian Jokes’

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