Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created (Humor)

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Top Ten Reasons 
Eve Was Created
(Humor)
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10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
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9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
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8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
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7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.
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6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
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5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
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4. As the Keeper of the Garden, since he didn’t have metal sheds or greenhouses, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
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3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
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2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone!”
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And the #1 reason why God created Eve:
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1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, “I can do better than that!”
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‘From; Christian Clean Jokes’

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