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here’s this guy who had been lost

and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks.

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One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep.

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The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health.

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Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse.

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He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, “Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?”

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The missionary says, “Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say ‘Thank God’ to make it go and ‘Amen’ to make it stop.”

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Not paying much attetion, the man says, “Sure, ok.”

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So he gets on the horse and says, “Thank God” and the horse starts walking. Then he says, “Thank God, thank God,” and the horse starts trotting.

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Feeling really brave, the man says, “Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God” and the horse just takes off.

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Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he’s doing everything he can to make the horse stop.

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 “Whoa, stop, hold on!!!!”

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Finally he remembers, “Amen!!”

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The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff.

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Then the man leans back in the saddle and says,

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 “Thank God.”

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Lol

From; ‘Clean Christian jokes’