One day a Catholic an Anglican and a Methodist decided to go fishing.  They got in their boat and rowed their way over to the middle of the lake.

The Catholic remarked, ‘I’ve forgotten my hat,’ so he got up, got out of the boat and walked across the water.

He returned and the Anglican said, ‘I’ve forgotten the fishing bait,’ so he got up, climbed out of the boat and walked across the water.

He came back and the Methodist murmured, ‘I’ve forgotten the beer.’  He got up, jumped out of the boat and was standing in the water then he sank.

The Anglican turned to the Catholic and asked, ‘Do you think we ought to tell him where the stepping stones are?’